McDonald’s Twitter Calls Donald Trump Tiny-Handed, ‘Disgusting Excuse Of A President’

President Donald Trump can count himself as one of the billions served by McDonald’s. The company’s corporate Twitter account published ― and then pinned ― a tweet Thursday calling Trump a “disgusting excuse of a President.” Then came the shade: “We would love to have @BarackObama back, also you have tiny hands.”” The tweet was deleted […]

Why It Matters What President Trump Eats

It appears that one of the most visible achievements of Michelle Obama’s legacy as first lady will live on in the Trump White House: her garden. First lady Melania Trump announced last week that she would preserve the White House vegetable garden planted in 2009. It came as a surprise to many nutrition advocates and food […]

Is Donald Trump President, Or Have I Suffered Some Type Of Brain Damage?

If I got hit on the head, and was asked ― as a way of testing my mental bearings ― who the president of the United States currently is, would I be confident enough that I hadn’t incurred some type of brain damage?  Like, I’m pretty sure I know, but … that can’t be right! The […]

Donald Trump and his Cabinet Will Trade on Inside Information as President

Actually, I don’t know that Donald Trump will take advantage of the inside information he will have access to as president, but no one knows that he won’t. And the president has access to a massive amount of inside information. Just for beginners, the president gets advance access to the monthly jobs numbers and the […]

University Of Minnesota President Refuses To Bow To Boycotting Football Players

The University of Minnesota president and athletic director on Friday refused to yield to protesting football players, who walked out of practice and threatened to boycott their upcoming bowl game over the suspensions of 10 teammates involved in a campus sexual assault investigation. Minnesota President Eric W. Kaler and Athletic Director Mark Coyle told players in statements […]

President Trump’s Federal Employees Wouldn’t Be Able To Stay At Most Trump Hotels

If Donald Trump becomes president, White House staffers won’t be allowed to stay in most of his hotels when they travel on government business. Five of the six U.S. properties included in the Trump Hotel Collection are not on the federal government’s list of hotels and motels that have been approved as “fire safe” for […]